The People

Who we are:

Guzzler Fizz introduces to you the East Coast 500 (EC500) Coasts to Castles supercar rally. Showing off the North East of Scotlands amazing roads and scenery as well staying in luxury accomodation and enjoying local cuisine.

Jason (Guzzler)

Jas

To his friends he is known as “Sensation, Surge or McSplain”.
Age: mental age of a 29 year old.
Height: 6ft2 (in heels).
Wanted weight: Goal of 85kg .
Hair colour: Romantic African sunset blonde (20 years ago).
Eye colour: He would describe them as green / blue dreamy eyes!
Other attributes: Ridiculously attractive, hopelessly optimistic.
Interests include: Cars, parties and boasts of being 12th Dan grand master of tantric sex, when not guzzling or organising events, Sensations time is pretty much taken up as a jet set gigolo.

 

Carolyn (Fizz)

Carolyn

Fizz (Cougar Caz)
Age: Never ask a lady but Caz is 59, but “Surges” girls thinks shes 25.
Height: 6ft 2 on a champagne crate, 5ft 8″ in her heels however a dainty 5ft 3″ dwarf!
Weight: Varies depending on what time she gets in & how much champagne shes drank.
Hair Colour: Air plane blonde .
Eye Colour: Deathstar black.
Other attributes: Ridiculously attractive, hopelessly optimistic.
Intrests include: Cars, partying, table top dancing, pillow fighting and also has a huge passion for champagne, when not guzzling she leaves the other 4 hours of the day to sleep!

 

Team Guzzler

Joe (The Sherrif, Junior, Mr Black)

Joe

To his friends he is known as Joe or to sensations friends as “who the fox hat joe you are never seen without these days?”
Age: 27
Height: Unsure as he`s always dragging his knuckles across the floor.
Weight: “junior don`t “weight” for anybody”
Hair colour: A mixture of brown and fair to thinning .
Eyes: Blue but with unique road map markings most mornings .
Other attributes: Ridiculously attractive, hopelessly optimistic.
Interests include: Predominantly cars and parties however recently it has come to light as fizz burst into his bedroom unannounced one morning, that he is teaching himself yoga and solo skin flute . When not guzzling , juniors time is pretty much taken up with social media and his other passion, flying.

 

Lewis (Haymaker)

Lewis

Lewis also known as “Zhe Ztig”
Age: 24.
Height: Unknown as rarely seen out of his car
Eye colour: unknown through tinted visor.
Weight: Unknown rarley seen out his car.
Other attributes: Ridiculously attractive, hopelessly optimistic.
Interests include: Race car driving or crashing, cleaning cars along with being a living breathing personification of socially awkward member of the team. When not guzzling or partying ztigs time is pretty much taken up with his apparent enthusiasm for knock backs.

 

JBK

JBK

Age: Unknown .
Height: 5ft something (rarely seen standing up straight).
Weight: Unknown, unable to lift his legs on the scales.
Hair colour: Platinum blonde hair.
Eye colour: Depends on the mood of his nurse in the mornings.
Other attributes: Ridiculously attractive, hopelessly optimistic.
Interests include: Cars, parties, RD Vodka, Veuve, designer labels and generally cheating death every winter. When not guzzling or partying JBKs time is pretty much spent as impersonating Father Jack.